cannibalbastard:

 
Big Daddy’s givin out free garlic bread

STOP
FUCKING
TALKING
SO
MUCH


2 hours ago // 0 notes

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond, via foreverbrowneyes)


3 hours ago // 280,994 notes
unimpressedcats:

Yes this is my ID officer
the odditorium has some weird shit